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What do you get the man who has everything – a beautiful, talented wife, three lovely kids, a fabulous singing career? We're talking about Peter Andre, obviously.
This was the dilemma that his wife Katie Price faced. With Valentine's Day fast approaching, she hunted desperately for that perfect gift that truly expressed the real spiritual depth of her union with her beloved husband.
But of course, the answer was staring her in the face the whole time. It was so glaringly obvious. Peter loves her for her body as well as her mind – so why not get a plaster cast of her surgically-enhanced figure made for him to, er, play with?
So that's what she had done – and at a mere £18,000, I think we can all agree she got a real bargain. You're a lucky man, Peter.
by Amanda Vlietstra, Friday 8 February
Sources: Daily Star
Picture: Big
